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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

HUMOR: A Woman's Daily Prayer

This is a women's prayer, from UK's Cosmopolitan:

My vibrator,
which brings me heaven!
Rabbit be thy name!
Till kingdom come,
thy maketh me cum,
on earth or is it heaven??
Give me this day my daily thrill,
and forgive me my screams.
As i forgive those who sold me dud batteries!
Lead me straight into temptation,
but deliver me from frustration!
For thine is the vibration,
the power and rotation!
For ever and ever!

No-men x

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