HUMOR: Little Johnny

I've got a couple of friends, Fred and Mary. They get married
but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to her Mom and
Dad's for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and
has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to
school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and
go back to school."

After school, he comes home and asks, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

His mom says, "No."

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "OK! What do you think?"

He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and
I think I gave him my airplane glue."