US Supreme Court has been renamed and 2 new members added!

Brit Hume, Faux News Channel  - Washington D.C. Jan. 23, 2012.

In helping off set the budget cuts proposed by the Republican controlled House of Representatives, the US Supreme Court sought bidders for the right to name the court. Justice Clarence Thomas announced from the bench that the winner was the Koch Brothers of Koch Industries. He also stated that the court will hereinafter be known as the US Supreme Koch.

David Koch sitting next to Justice Thomas at the bench stated there would be no major changes to the courts direction of support to expand corporations rights and power to govern as an oligarchy. He said "It has been far too long that we, the only rightful and worthy people who were ordained to inherit this great country, and whom have been denied our rightful place to govern this great nation. Today with the help of the Koch Justices, Scalia, Thomas, Alito and Roberts, we are proud to be part of this great body. For now we no longer have to hide in the background and hold secret meeting to give direction to the court. We look forward to our continued influence and bribing, now in public, that allowed us to reach this historic moment."

Justice Scalia stated, "We welcome David and Charles to the bench. With their help we can move their agenda forward and turn this country around and be the anarcho-crony-capitalist republic that conservatives have always wanted. No more socialist ideology, no more welfare to the needy, no more democracy, no more whining citizens wanting their constitutional rights. We will now have the Christian authoritarian county God had planned for us. Crony capitalism is part of God's plan for our salvation and together with enforcing Gods righteous laws, we will now steer this country to the greatness foretold in the Bible. Jesus will rain his blessings upon this land again, once we return to righteousness, as he did when the pilgrims landed at Plymouth rock."

Temporary Sign Until The Stone Cutter Changes It

Attending this historic event were Speaker of the House John Boehner, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. Rep. Boehner broke out in tears as he spoke upon the conclusion of the announcement. He said, "This is the moment I have envisioned all my political career. Upon us taking over the Senate and the White House in the next election, we will have the ability to replace the current constitution with one that our founding fathers wanted that gave the wealthy the power they deserve." Brit Hume, Fox News reporter asked why he was so confident in winning the control of the senate and taking the white house. Rep. Cantor stated that systems were in place that insured their success with more certainty than in the last election cycle."  Brit looked embarrassed like he forgot he knew the answer, he muttered something like. "Oh right, yah, I forgot, it's fixed."

Justice Scalia         -         The Koch Brothers         -         Justice Thomas