HUMOR: A Blonde's Year in Review

January  
Took new  scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February  
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to  print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles  won't fit in printer!!!

March
Got  really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6  months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'

April  
Trapped on escalator for hours ...
Power went out!!!

May
Tried to  make Kool-Aid......wrong instructions....
8 cups of  water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to  go water skiing.......
Couldn't find a lake with a  slope.  

July
Lost  breast stroke swimming competition.....
Learned  later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their  arms!!!

August
Got  locked out of my car in rain storm.....
Car  swamped because soft-top was open.

September    
The capital of California is  'C'......isn't it???  

October
Hate  M & M's.....
They are so hard to peel.

November    
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days  ...
Instructions  said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't  call 911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on  the stupid phone!!!

Thanks Jill, Great one....