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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Conservatives Economic Plan and their new Contract For America.

The Republicans are about to release their economic plan and their new Contract for America for consideration by Congress. The plans are the same as George W Bush and Newt Gingrich proposed, but failed to pass. It's kind'a long, but worth reading.
  • It would privatize Social Security in which the fund would be invested in the risky stock and bond markets through private brokerage firms. This will skim 20% to 30% off the top of the principal and dividend for the transaction fees and commissions. No security for a crash like we just experienced, totally volatile, except for tax payer bailouts like we just did. Government backed insurance for the investment bankers, but not the social security investor like you. Your money would remain at risk. Why you ask? Because they are pro business, anti-anything government and they are profiteers.
  • Abolish Medicare and provide for a short transitional time with vouchers to seniors to purchase private health insurance. The vouchers would only cover maybe 20 or 30 percent of the cost of the premium. They are not concerned about how many fixed income seniors will not be able to afford the private health insurance. Don't have money, then die, period. Population control the conservative way. The vouchers would be eliminated over 10 years.
  • Abolish federal participation in Medicaid and push it totally onto the states to fund, if at all.
  • Privatize all national parks, monuments and recreational parks. 
  • Privatize the FAA through an airline joint venture structure. Private pilots will have to pay a fee to fly.
  • Abolish the securities and exchange commission and the federal trade commission, they feel these are harming the free movement of the free markets.
  • Completely privatize the Federal Reserve Bank.
  • Abolish the department of transportation and the national railway administration. Eliminate AMTRAK. Privatize all railways, federal highways and freeways, if the states don't assume responsibility. Toll roads will become the norm for even local travel. Eliminate all federal grants for mass transit. Elimination of national highway construction standards & federal funding. Each state will determine their own standards and pay for their own roads.
  • Reduce the authority of the FDA making it easier for pharmaceutical and food companies to market their products with less oversight. 
  • Reduce the authority of the agriculture department to free up corporate farming practices that will harm the small family farm and increase the farming subsidies for large corporate ag companies. 
  • Raise corporate subsidies for marketing their products to foreign markets and overcome foreign tariffs.
  • Lower the tax on the upper 2% of the population and reduce the corporate tax of the Fortune 1,000 list. Eliminate capital gains tax all together and the inheritance tax. Raise the tax on the middle class to cover what's left of government operations. 
  • They would increase funding for the defense industrial complex.  Make it easier to sell weapons to other countries.
  • Increase the funding for the new security industrial complex via Homeland Security Agency.
  • Eliminate funding for public television and radio and any of the arts. 
  • Eliminate the Federal Department of Education. All standardization tests benchmarks will be done at the district level. Federal tax credit will be given for home schooling, private charter schools and parochial schools. Desegregation laws will be abolished. Without federal support, many public school will have to be closed. Eliminate federal grants for hiring teachers in depressed districts.
  • Eliminate the Health and Human Services Department, except CDC.  All grants for clean water development and waste treatment will be abolished. States will have to pick up the tab for all these needed services.
  • The Environmental Protection Agency will be eliminated. The Super Fund will be eliminated.
  • Funding for veterans will be reduced and vouchers will be issued for their medical care through private insurance companies, thereby closing all veterans hospitals and clinics. However, since they have un-insureable injuries, they will not be able to purchase private insurance at a price they can afford.
  • Grants & subsidies for state and community law enforcement & fire fighting will be eliminated.
  • The FCC will become more of a content censor than technology manager. Internet, Cable and Satellite content will become regulated under the new FCC.
  • ICE will receive more funds to hire private contractors to continue building more of the tall fence along our Mexican border and also a fence along our Canadian border.
  • The FBI and NSA will receive more funds to monitor citizens activities.
  • Wilderness designations will be eliminated, opening up land for oil and gas exploration and mining.
  • Endangered Species act will be repealed.
  • The Army Corps of Engineers will be eliminated and all dams and other structures will be turned over to the states and private companies. Recreational use of these facilities will require use fees paid to the private company. The water rights will also be sold to private companies, so your fresh water rates may rise to insure profitability to the private company's share holders.
  • The management of inland navigable waterways will be removed from the Coast Guard and given to private contractors. Any vessel that want to use these waterways, rivers, lakes and reservoirs will have to pay a use fee to the private contractor.
  • National Forests will be privatized. Wood product companies will bid at auction for the forests. They must provide recreational access to the public, but for a fee to the public. The private company can keep whatever profits it receives from the lumber, minerals and recreational services.
  • NTSC will be contracted out to a private contractor who will re-hire the current investigators. They will have no power over any transportation company, i.e. automotive safety, airline safety, railway safety, etc. They can only recommend safety management to these entities. All commercial transportation companies will pay a service premium to the contractor for their services. No government funding will be provided to for this service.
  • NASA will be eliminated and all space exploration will be done by private entities. Any Science that is obtained and usable for commercial or consumer need can be patented by the entity. Besides, God told us all about the universe, we do not need to study it further.
  • NOAA will be eliminated. The study of our environment is not needed. No need for science and the understanding of our oceans and atmosphere. Hurricanes and tornadoes are Gods wrath, no need to monitor or study them.
  • USGS will be eliminated. We have mapped all of our country now, so no need for further mapping and study of our continent. Earthquakes are God made, so no need to monitor them or study them.
  • Sell the GPS satellites to a private company. That company can charge people with GPS devices a monthly fee to use them.
  • Eliminate the National Weather Service. Local TV stations do a better job forecasting the weather. Airline pilots and ship captains can tune to the Weather Channel to get their information.
  • Stop all funding of the United Nations by the USA.
  • Stop all funding and pull out of NATO.
  • Stop all foreign aid and support.
  • Reduce tariffs on all foreign goods entering the country, if the company has a presence in the US or a US corporation owns part of the foreign company. Outsourcing jobs to other countries, not a problem.
  • Establish a sur-charge on all alcoholic beverages manufactured in the country, even for personal use.
  • Reduce the tobacco tax to improve the Southern states profitability of growing tobacco.
  • Eliminate the health warning label on all tobacco and other consumer products.
  • Eliminate product liability tort action.
  • Eliminate public defenders in the Federal Courts. If you can't afford one, then rot in jail.
  • Privatize all Federal Prisons. Families will be charged for their family members incarceration, vertically and laterally related by two generations, and en-laws.
  • Eliminate OSHA and Mine Safety Administrations.
  • Eliminate the Labor Department. Thereby eliminating child labor laws. Return to the 19th Century.
  • Eliminate the census. Who needs it, no federal funds will be going to any states for any reason.
  • Literacy test will be reinstated across the country to qualify to vote. Questions will be created by a conservative caucus. Voter must swear to uphold conservative ideology before voting.
  • Every citizen will have to submit DNA to the national database and obtain a national ID card for all identification transactions and use of mass transportation. Each card will have an RFID chip embedded to identify the individual remotely and record your whereabouts during your life.
  • The National Data Collection Agency will be created (ops, it already is) to collect personal data from all corporate, private and government databases for the purpose of profiling individuals as potential treats to the tranquility of the country. Any individual deemed a threat by NDCA will be removed to Gitmo in Cuba without trial or recourse. Every computer sold in America will have to have NDCA surveillance software hard chip set installed on the motherboard to monitor all computer activity.
  • Eliminate all anti-trust laws.
  • Create a litmus test that all public officials and public employees must be an active Christian of an approved Christian faith.
  • Repeal the 1st Amendment of the Bill of Rights so Christianity can be the established religion.
  • Repeal the 17th Amendment granting the electorate the right to vote for its Senators.
  • Repeal the 19th Amendment granting voting rights to women.
  • Repeal the 13th Amendment abolishing slavery.
  • Repeal the 15th Amendment granting voting rights regardless of race or color or prior servitude.
  • Repeal the 24th Amendment prohibiting poll taxes when voting.
  • Pass a constitutional amendment requiring all voters to be an active member of a Christian faith. Non Christians will be prohibited from voting and must register with the FBI.
  • Pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting abortion for any reason.
  • Pass a constitutional amendment requiring all businesses to close from one minute past midnight Sunday morning to 7 am Monday morning. Travel will be limited to home and church and back during church services and only to family members homes that are within 100 miles of your home and only after church services. You will be required to attend 70% of all church services. Fines will be imposed if you fail to attend the required amount. Tithing or donation will be required each Sunday to the church.
  • Pass a law stopping all legal immigration by anyone from any place, close our borders. Tourists and business travelers will require a visa to enter and will be electronically tracked by GPS while in country.
  • Pass a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage or unions of any type. Homosexuality will be prohibited, even in private, and offenders will be jailed for life.
  • Eliminate a persons Miranda and habeas corpus rights.
  • FEMA will be eliminated. States will be on their own. Federal flood insurance will be eliminated.
  • All news and media must be submitted to Fox News for approval before printing or airing.
  • Abolish the 40 hour work week. Businesses would be unrestricted in the amount of time required for a job and the same rate of pay for each hour. Eliminate overtime compensation. Eliminate all required breaks. Eliminate minimum wage laws. Eliminate equal pay laws.
  • All prisoners, domestic and foreign, will be subjected to torture before civil/criminal trial or military tribunal.
 The goal is to reduce government services to such a limited level and obtain money from auctioning off government assets that the national debt will be eliminated by 2055. For the most part, government will be reduced to the defense department, but more of the actual combat will be privatized, the treasury department, and the state department. A second goal is to increase national security and eliminate political unrest within the country, establish tranquility within society and convert all citizens to Christianity.

If you like these ideas, then vote for a conservative this next election and every election thereafter.

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