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Sunday, June 13, 2010

HUMOR: These are for the ladies...

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma"

And they say blondes are dumb....

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Dear Lord,

I pray for wisdom to understand my man; love to forgive him; and patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death.

AMEN
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?


A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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