LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

The story goes thus:

A christian evangelist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

" Oh, I don't know," said the Christian. "How about why there is a God, and Heaven and Hell, or life after death and why Jesus died for you on the cross?" as he smiled beatifically and placed his hand on the child's knee.

"OK," she said, removing his hand. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The bible whacker, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven or Hell, or life after
death, when you don't know shit?" "And" she added. "If you touch me again I'll yell my head off, you sick pervert. "

And then she went back to reading her book.

The christian lost it completely at that point, screaming curses at the little girl and had to be subdued.

When the plane landed the christian was checked out and it was found he had been responsible for child molesting as well as psychotic behavior.

Moral: Don't let your child travel alone.