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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Senior Citizens Booted from Nursing Home for Orgy

I thought this was a joke until I found confirmation.


Now, being close to their age, I must admit that it would be nice to have an orgy or two if you are stuck in a nursing home. They are such boring and horrible places. I think they should bring in both male and female strippers who give extra services. Why not. Life doesn't stop because your old.

I agree it must have been a frightening sight seeing all those wrinkles lathered in baby oil and granny working hard to get a limp willy to respond. If left alone, I'm sure the frustration of lack of stiffness would have stopped the orgy and all would have shuffled back to their rooms. If they were able to get it on, wow, hurrah for them. What great aerobic exercise for their age, they should make it a regular exercise to keep them physically, mentally and sexually fit.

But Britain, like the prudish Americans, just can't stand such a thought. Sex in a nursing home... LOL

As I understand it. In Denmark, prostitution is legal, and nursing home patients can order a prostitute to come and service them and the national health system will pay for it. They say it keeps the residence more fit and much more happy and reduces fights and loneliness. There are specially trained prostitutes for seniors and they receive a fixed payment negotiated with the national health plan. The conservatives tried to defund it, but the citizens,  seniors and nursing home directors responded very angry and so they kept the program.

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