A List Of Romney Gaffs.

Mitt Romney's Biggest Problem, Other Than Saying Crazy Stuff, Is He's Running for the Wrong Party

By: Neil Katz Executive News Editor, Huffington Post Media Group Posted: 10/01/2012 1:15 pm  Hoffington Post

Mitt Romney's problem, other than saying something offensive to 47 percent of Americans every few days, is that he's running in the wrong party.

It's not that Democrats are any better at running elections or raising money. They're not. It's just that Romney's greatest legislative achievements are things liberals love. And his greatest weakness -- sounding like the only time he meets people who aren't rich is when they're parking his car -- is the kind of swagger many Republicans idolize.

Just look at his resume.

As Massachusetts's governor, Mitt was both pro-green and pro-business. He reigned in toxin-spewing power plants, promoted oil spill preparedness and, according to the New York Times, came closer to passing a cap-and-trade program than any other American politician in either party.
On abortion, Mitt was once pro-choice before his views "evolved."



And as much as he denies it and then sort of doesn't -- "I got everyone in my state insured," he told NBC News -- we all know he's the political grandfather of Obamacare. It's for all these reasons that Republicans aren't really comfortable with Mitt. They're just not sure he's really one of them. And there's a good chance he's not.

If Mitt ran as a Democrat, Republicans would attack him for all of the things they now cover up. But they would attack any Democrat for it. And as much as they would want to, they would have a hard time smashing him for the very thing Democrats have excoriated him for - the caricature of a Mr. Money Bags that couldn't care less about average Americans.

Of course, being a Democrat wouldn't assure Romney a victory. He might still be a gaffe machine, but one senses Romney would have a much easier time opening his mouth if he didn't have to worry he might accidentally take credit for some of his best achievements.
On the other hand, he would still have that whole left his dog on top of the car problem. Americans do like dogs, even more than they like to hate each other.

• NASCAR Friends

  At the Daytona 500 race, Mitt Romney's attempt to connect with voters went awry when he admitted that he didn't follow racing as closely as "some of the most ardent fans." "But I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners," he added. At the same event, he told a group of fans wearing plastic ponchos, "I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks." Romney later defended the comment, saying, "Look, I have worn a garbage bag for rain gear myself."

• Loving The Height Of Michigan's Trees

  Romney campaigned through Michigan ahead of the state's GOP primary in March, frequently making mention of its foliage.

  Mitt Romney's last few Michigan stump speeches have included an unusual plank -- his appreciation for the apparently perfect height of the state's trees. "I love this state," he told an audience Tuesday. "The trees are the right height." On Friday afternoon, Romney reprised the comment, saying, "This feels good, being back in Michigan. You know, the trees are the right height."

  Of course, those comments were just the latest examples of Romney professing his love for the Wolverine State's trees. For more, read the rest of the story.

• Romney Likes Grits, Y'all

  At a March stump speech in Mississippi, Romney explained to primary voters that he had been making attempts to solidify his Southern credentials.

  Campaigning in Mississippi on Wednesday, Mitt Romney attempted to win over local voters by invoking a beloved regional delicacy. The former Massachusetts governor said during a speech in Pascagoula, Miss., that he is turning into an "unofficial Southerner." He also joked, "I'm learning to say 'y'all' and I like grits. Strange things are happening to me."

• Packzi Problems

  Romney tried to connect with a Michigan crowd by providing 35 dozen paczkis, Polish jelly doughnuts traditionally eaten on Fat Tuesday, with flavors including strawberry, rose-hip and prune. But as The Washington Post reports, the gesture went awry:

  The Comeback Kid walked out smiling, wearing a button-down shirt and jeans. And immediately messed something up. "By the way, how was the paczkis this morning? Yeah, yeah! That was very good," Romney said. His message: We are not so different, you and I. We have both just eaten the same food! But then Romney began talking about the powdered sugar on the paczki. There was no powdered sugar. The doughnuts were glazed and bare. "Reminded me of what's going on outside," Romney said, comparing the falling snow to a doughnut that people had not eaten. (Had he not really eaten one of the paczki, after all? Had Romney's campaign given the naked doughnuts to the crowd, while Romney was eating upgraded, sugar-dusted ones backstage?)

  Passing out baked goods is apparently something of a Romney hallmark, per this pool report of his foisting Panera on reporters during a flight.

• A Couple Of Cadillacs

  Mitt Romney tried to woo voters in Michigan when he off-handedly listed the American cars he and his wife owned, but may have instead ended up painting himself as out of touch. "I like the fact that most of the cars I see are Detroit-made automobiles," Romney said during an economic policy address. "I drive a Mustang and a Chevy pickup truck. Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs actually. I used to have a Dodge pickup truck, so I used to have all three covered." Ann Romney's SRXs, retail new for $35,485 to $54,525.

• $10,000 Bet

  During a December debate, Mitt Romney tried to make a point by challenging rival Rick Perry to a bet over the content of his book, "No Apology." "You've raised that before, Rick, and you're simply wrong," Romney said. "Rick, I'll tell you what: 10,000 bucks?" He may have been right, but it was the dollar amount that raised eyebrows. $10,000 is three months' salary for many Americans.

• Pink Slips

  During the New Hampshire primary, Mitt Romney told an audience at a campaign stop that he understood the fear of being fired, and that "there were a couple of times when I was worried I was going to get pink-slipped." Then-opponent Rick Perry mocked the statement, saying, "I have no doubt that Mitt Romney was worried about pink slips - whether he'd have enough of them to hand out."

• Oh, My Goodness!

  At a campaign stop this spring in Derry, New Hampshire, Mitt Romney pulled a gag that raised eyebrows. While posing for a photo with his arms around the waitresses at Mary Ann's Diner, Romney suddenly jumped forward, acting as if someone had pinched his hind quarters."Oh, my goodness gracious!" he exclaimed. The GOP presidential candidate later said he was "just teasing" and the gag is "kind of fun to do."

• Chrome For The Hollandaise

  During a Granite State visit, Mitt Romney stopped off at Blake's Restaurant in Manchester. On the way out he met with the diner's owner and cracked this egg:

  I saw a young man over there with eggs benedict. He had the eggs benedict with a hollandaise sauce and the eggs, there. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce and hubcaps. Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise!

  Get it!? The owner laughed politely.

• Corporations Are People

  At an August rally in Iowa, Mitt Romney attempted to school a heckler by telling him that "corporations are people." "Corporations are people, my friend... of course they are," Romney said, answering a question about entitlement reform. "Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings my friend."

• Know Each Other?

  Trying to make small talk with patrons at a New Hampshire diner, Romney asked a married couple sitting in a booth together, "You know each other?" Other Romney conversation nonstarters, via The Washington Post:

  To a man wearing a "Joe Gauci Landscaping" T-shirt: "You do some landscaping work?" To two older women who just came from the gym: "Are your knees, hips doing okay?" ... Romney seemed to be auditing one man: "What's happened to your financials the last couple of years?"

• 'I'm Also Unemployed'

  On the campaign trail in Florida, Romney and a small group of voters discussed unemployment and how to find a job in the struggling economy. The GOP presidential candidate worth more than $200 million chimed in, "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." The crowd laughed and asked if he was on LinkedIn. "I'm networking," Romney said, "I have my sight on a particular job."

• Who Let The Dogs Out?

  In the now-infamous video from Romney's 2008 presidential bid, Mitt is seen meeting with voters at a Martin Luther King Day parade in Florida. After nervously approaching a crowd of youngsters and awkwardly weaving his arm into the huddle, he randomly blurted out, "Who let the dogs out? Whoo Whoo!" For the full effect, watch the YouTube video above.

• Anyone Over 100?

  At a town hall event at a senior center in New Hampshire, Mitt Romney asked the elderly audience if anyone was over 100 years old. The exchange, via the Daily Caller:

  "Anybody here over 100 years old?" Romney asked. Crickets. "Not yet, but we're getting there, right? We're on our way," continued Romney. "We're hopefully going to get there soon." "Well, not so soon. We hope to get there safe and sound."

• Airplane Scuffle With LMFAO Rapper

  In February 2010, Mitt Romney got into a scuffle on an airplane traveling back from the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. A Romney spokesman initially told reporters that a passenger became "physically violent" after Romney asked him to move his seat upright for takeoff. Rapper "Sky Blu from the group LMFAO later identified himself as the passenger, saying Romney loudly told him several times to straighten his seat. When Romney reached forward and grabbed Blu's shoulder, the rapper knocked Romney's hand away. From MTV:

  If Romney had asked nicely, Blu said he might have put his seat up, but since he was so rude ... Well, next thing you know, Blu said Romney reached out and put his hand on his shoulder and asked him again to put his seat up.

  Blu said, "And I didn't take it any further than that. I just wanted the man not to touch me; that's it."

• Only $100s

  At a campaign stop in Colorado, Romney mingled with patrons at a Mexican joint in Denver. From The Washington Post:

  At one table, a boy offered Romney a $1 bill that he had folded origami-style for good luck. The candidate happily accepted it, but then rifled through his wallet looking for money to give the boy in return. Romney had a $100 bill, but evidently did not want to give that away. An aide handed him a $1 bill, but Romney said that wasn't enough. Then, deep inside his leather billfold, Romney found a $5 bill. "We'll give you an Abraham Lincoln back," he said, handing it to the boy.

• A 'Product'

  Mingling with voters at a campaign stop in Iowa, Romney ordered a plate of fried chicken, corn and baked beans. While chatting with the market's owner, Romney, ever the business executive, curiously referred to the meal as a "product."

• Politicians Get Recognized

  Courtesy of Politico, this video shows Romney trying his hand at comedy during a campaign stop in New Hampshire. Romney talks to the crowd about how his four years in politics compare to his 25 years in the private sector, and how politicians get recognized in public.

  I was in the Newark airport, flying to Boston, and I was reading my newspaper and I heard someone shriek and I looked up and she was pointing at me. She had on a cowboy hat, cowboy boots; she was a Chinese exchange student. I knew she wasn't Texan because she had her jeans tucked into her boots. She pointed at me and she said, 'You're John Kerry!" And I said, "I sure am."

  For the full act, and the audience non-response, check out the video above.

• Aloof Plane Flight

  Mitt Romney displayed some particularly aloof behavior when a passenger sitting next to him on a fight to Boston tried to strike up conversation, The New York Times reported Nov. 6. From the Times:

  According to Ms. McClanahan, about an hour into the flight -- which Mr. Romney mostly spent reading USA Today and using an iPad while wearing headphones -- she told him her idea for improving the American health care system: slashing overhead costs by switching to an electronic billing system. "He looked at me blankly and said, 'I understand,' then put his iPad headphones in and kept reading," she said.

  When another passenger asked Romney for a restarauant recommendation in Boston, he told her "I can't give you any .. You'll have to ask someone else," according to the article.

• Perspired Heavily

  For 15 years Mitt Romney ran the private equity group Bain Capital. The successful financial company earned him millions. An Los Angeles Times article about Romney's career at Bain painted a picture of the businessman under strain. "In tense meetings, he sometimes perspired so heavily it became an office joke. Or he nervously flapped his tie and said, "Oooohhh, what do we do now?" former colleagues told the paper.

• The Decision

  When Romney entered the 2008 presidential race, he released a 13-minute video of his family aimed at humanizing him. The video, titled "The Decision," went viral, but not for the reasons Romney wanted. The short film is narrated mostly by his wife Anne Romney, who comes across as charming, personable and engaging, while the rest of the scene gives off a cloying whiff of privilege, cloister and artificiality. Mitt sits down with his family to discuss the pros and cons of running for president, although Anne had already admitted that the decision had basically been made earlier, undermining the conceit of the filmed family gathering. Mitt, apparently unable to behave informally even with his family, whips out a white legal pad to take notes on his family's discussion. "Let me ask: How do you minimize the downsides?" the business executive asks his sons and daughters. Tagg Romney, who suggests he runs, has one warning for his pop: "The country may think of you as a laughing stock."