HUMOR: Very old joke about an elderly couple

The young doctor entered the exam room to see an elderly couple sitting on the exam table in the paper medical gowns.

"Hello, how can I help you today." The doctor asked.

"Doctor, as you can see we are elderly, but we still have sexual desires and you gave me those blue pills the other day to help me. But we are worried that we could hurt ourselves at our age if we do something wrong when having sex." The elderly man stated.

"Oh yes Doctor, so we were wondering if you would allow us to have sex here on this exam table and you watch us to make sure we are doing it properly. It has been several years since we have tried this." The elder woman asked.

"There is no need for me to watch you, I'm sure you will be fine, besides it like riding a bicycle, you never forget."

"Oh please." The elderly woman pleaded.

"yes, OK. But be careful, that table is very small." The doctor warned.

The elderly couple shed the gowns and climbed onto the exam table. After a few moments of grunting, the act was done. They climbed off, got dressed and thanked the fine doctor for his help.

Two weeks later, the doctor enter the exam room and there was the same elderly couple on the exam table.

"Hi again, how can I help you today?" The doctor asked.

"Well doctor, I know you said everything was OK the last visit, but we are still very worried about hurting ourselves." The elderly man said.

"I told you, there is nothing to worry about. Just enjoy it." The doctor replied.

"Please doctor, if you could just watch us one more time, just to set our minds at ease, I would appreciate it so much." The elderly woman pleaded.

"Well OK, but you have nothing to worry about." The doctor tried to reassure.

Again the couple disrobed and proceeded to have sex on the exam table. Moments later they got off the table and got dressed. Again thanking the doctor for his help and shuffling off to pay their bill.

Again, two weeks after the last visit, the elderly couple was in the exam room pleading for him to watch them again have sex.

"Look, I've told you twice now, you have nothing to worry about, just enjoy it in the comfort of your home." The doctor said kindly, but forcefully.

"Well that's the problem doctor. We can't do it at home." The elderly woman said.

"Oh, why not?" The doctor asked.

"Well my wife is retired and home all the time and her husband is retired and also home all the time and hotel rooms are too expensive. So we come here and only pay a 10 dollar copay and Medicare pays the rest." The elderly man proclaimed.