HUMOR: Meeting my new doctor.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and

exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age

(mid-60's).   

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do

you think I'll live to be 80?'   

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'   

'Oh no!' I replied... 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'   

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'   

I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very

unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,

hiking, or bicycling?'   

'No, I don't,' I said.   

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'   

'No,' I said.   

He looked at me and said............. 'Then, why do you even give a

shit?'