HUMOR: Adult -The Day the Penis Asked for a Raise.

THE DAY THE PENIS ASKED FOR A RAISE

I, P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

 I do physical labor.
 I work at great depths.
 I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
 I do not get weekends or public holidays  off.
 I work in a damp environment.
 I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
 I work in high temperatures.
 My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

 Sincerely,
 P. Niss


 The Response

 Dear P. Niss:

 After assessing your request, and considering the arguments  you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:

 You do not work 8 hours straight.
 You fall asleep after brief  work periods.
 You do not always follow the orders of the management  team.
 You do not stay in your designated area and  are often seen visiting other locations.
 You do not take initiative -
 You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
 You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of  your shift.
 You don't always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing  the correct protective clothing.
 You will retire well before you are 65.
 You are unable to work double shifts.
 You sometimes leave your designated work area before  you have completed the assigned task.
 And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly  entering and exiting the workplace carrying two  suspicious-looking bags.

 Sincerely,
 V. Gina